50 Quick Jokes to Text a Friend
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50 Quick Jokes to Text Your Friends
WANT TO PUT A SMILE ON SOMEONE’S FACE?
Send them a quick joke in a text messege.

1
Two men walk into a bar.

2
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
3
I’m reading an antigravity book
Because he drank it before it was cool!
19
Why did the farmer win an award?
27
Who cleans the ocean?

29
What kind of songs do tortillas write?

30
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
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33
What did the hungry clock do?
34
What’s the best season for trampolines?
41
Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?

43
Why can’t you trust a burrito?

46
Why is a carrot the best detective?
and on number 50 first date joke we end this bit of fun and leave you to ponder..
what the hell am I doing here?
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